Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm wrong. But I don't want to work someplace where this goes out to all 150 people in the effing building:

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From: [stoopid cow-orker]
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 8:59 AM
To: Denver
Subject: JUNK: Does anyone have any ribbon?

No message body. The subject line is enough. She just wants some ribbon. At work. And we all get to fucking know about it.

Please visit me in prison if you're passing through Pueblo.