No, really. This is what happens when you put a Telecaster with a chrome body on stage under bluish lights, and some goofball at the bar across the room takes a picture with his cheapass phone.

I am happier knowing that I share the planet with a chrome-body Telecaster.

That's Dynomite Don from Brethren Fast, btw, fronting a different line-up alongside the seriously hot bass player Jeff Anderson (whom I'd seen around without learning his name, as he sits in with a bunch of different people). Made me happy, though, yes it did.