Dec 17

Written by: Booker B
12/17/2007 8:19 PM

Dopey-ass kid done bent up my bumper and put a dent in my back hatch. Tore **UP** the front of his little '91Toyota pickup, though, including busted radiator peeing everyfrigginwhere.

And I wasn't even slowing that hard when he hit me. Just pulling up to the light behind someone else all normal-like and BANG! People who stopped to give their phone numbers said he'd been weaving in & out beforehand & driving like a dickhead. Was evidently in a hurry. Then he got to wait for the cop, during which time he was speculating whether they'd know about the speeding ticket from Grand Junction that he'd never paid. Yahoos 1 & 3 were along for the ride and hopefully learned something about behaving like a dummy.

I've been that dummy before, though,at least as regards rear-ending somebody, so I couldn't be mean about it. And he had insurance, somewhat surprisingly from the look of the car & the kid.

Hey, Zanaru, I have a really, really good deal for you on an only slightly used car. It's proved its resilience, at least.

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